plutoandpersephone:

Would you rather laugh with the sinners or cry with the saints? (X)

wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

nightshadezero:

I found the Krispy Kreme where he was back at it again.

mega-crunch:

What if instead of “would you kindly” Atlas’s verbal command was “or nah”?

"You gonna find a crowbar or nah?"

"You gonna go to Fort Frolic or nah?"

"You gonna go into Ryan’s office and kill the son of a bitch or nah?"

"You gonna get stepped on by a Big Daddy or nah?"

shaidis:

"Atlas is a friend of the Parasite. Don’t be a friend of Atlas". (c) Rapture announcements.
► Caro Emerald - That Man
I’m in love with this song. Listen it while I draw. What’s going on here? Just imagine Atlas dances 1:35-1:43 (link above). :D

shaidis:

"Atlas is a friend of the Parasite. Don’t be a friend of Atlas". (c) Rapture announcements.

► Caro Emerald - That Man

I’m in love with this song. Listen it while I draw. What’s going on here? Just imagine Atlas dances 1:35-1:43 (link above). :D

patron-saint-of-the-denial:

Raúl Esparza as Master of Ceremonies in the revival of Cabaret

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

the-pizza-queen:

words of wisdom

the-pizza-queen:

words of wisdom