Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
sometimes all i want in life is for an anime character to share a birthday with me
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
me: see you on the flipside. me later, on the flipside: nice to see you again.
i will type whatever my gay little hands care to type
"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"
translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.